TRASHED

for the first time in my life, i have witnessed someone so drunk that they made me feel sober after downing a good ol bottle of Bourbon. let me set the scene: finding an excuse to drink excessively on a Tuesday isn't that hard when your us. My friends mom doesn't come home from work till around 8, so these assholes get a fuck load of brew and start drinking at 4 pm. the scene is set. well well i arrive at 6pm, which to me is still way to early to start drinking but hey what ever works right? i can honestly tell you i didn't except to walk into a shit show, it was too darn early. let me tell you one thing, when i mean shit show is an understatement i mean UNDER STATED. i walk in to my best friend shitty drunk telling me how she was making out with her ex boy toy and he said he had to puke. a piss drunk black kid in a sweater vest, and little punkster skipping and handing out compliments like its her job, pretty cool. see i think, alright kids throwing up what ever. when its time for us to leave he cant walk, cant talk and we cant get him down the stairs. HE IS TRASHED and apparently drank more then enough to be. see its not the puking part that i found absurd its the list of comments that came out of his mouth through out the rest of the night. ill give you a few of my personal favorites:

-"i had a backpack, wheres my back pack?" (it was on his back)

-"can you be my friend and put my hood on?"

-"please, i need a hug! please!"

-countless obnoxious moans and groans

-"I'm eastern European i can drink it" apparently not.

-"why cant my fingers feel me?" idk kid mine cant either

the list goes on and on but the important thing is, he spent 5 hours puking his ass off and we wanted to continue the party so we legit carried him around the whole night! troopppersss, right i know. the best part of the whole story is this, he decided to take the train home, and like the good friends we are we let him cause heck, our party wasn't over for the night. he fell asleep on the N and woke up in queens a few hours later.

BAM served mother fucker, guess you wont be drinking like an eastern European champ any time soon? nay?

well who cares id like to watch that shit show again.

Gibby, out.